(1) First up, some people. They all have seven-letter names. They are also all known by a SINGLE name. Who are they?
IT EATS PEOPLE AND IT HAS ONE EYECYCLOPS
POP DIVA WHO PHOTOGRAPHED HERSELF BATHING IN ROSE PETALS TO SHOW HOW WE WERE ALL EXPERIENCING THE SAME THING IN 2020MADONNA
POSSESSOR OF HIPS WHICH ARE INCAPABLE OF DECEPTIONSHAKIRA
WIDOW TWANKEY'S WISH-SEEKING, GENIE-GREETING SONALADDIN
SHE RECORDED A SONG WITH THAT JAY-Z FELLA-ELLA-ELLARIHANNA
WINNER OF THE BALLON D'OR IN 1997 AND 2002RONALDO
SHABBY LOS ANGELES POLICEMAN WITH CATCHPHRASE 'JUST ONE MORE THING'COLUMBO
MANAGER OF CENTRAL PERK COFFEE HOUSEGUNTHER
WHAT THE ROMANS CALLED ODYSSEUS, ALSO THE NAME OF A LONG BOOK BY JAMES JOYCEULYSSES
SHE MARRIED THAT JAY-Z FELLABEYONCE
(2) I've chosen some IMDb keywords which they use to describe certain movies. Which movies are we talking about?
PALE SKIN / MAGICAL MIRROR / BASHFUL CHARACTER (1937)SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS
MEXICAN BORDER / COWBOY HAT / OUTLAW GANG (1960)THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN
WEDDING BOUQUET / MUSICAL / REPETITION IN TITLE (1954)SEVEN BRIDES FOR SEVEN BROTHERS
SCREWBALL COMEDY / AIR VENT / SKIRT (1955)THE SEVEN YEAR ITCH
MYSTERIOUS MURDERER / BOX / ONE WORD TITLE (1955)SE7EN
(3) Will you join me, at a safe distance, on my ramble? Everywhere we will visit has seven letters.
CITY THAT GIFTED US MANY COMEDIANS INCLUDING LIMMY, KEVIN BRIDGES AND FRANKIE BOYLEGLASGOW
COUNTRY THAT'S HOME TO EYJAFJALLAJOKULL, THE VOLCANO THAT GROUNDED PLANES IN 2010 (again with the fuckin missing characters why did i pick this font)ICELAND
HOME TOWN OF BARNEY AND BETTY RUBBLE AND THEIR FRIENDSBEDROCK
HOME CASTLE OF LANCELOT, GALAHAD AND THEIR FRIENDSCAMELOT
AFRICAN COUNTRY THAT'S ANOTHER AFRICAN COUNTRY WITH TWO EXTRA LETTERS AT THE ENDNIGERIA
FICTIONAL EAST LONDON BOROUGH WITH POSTCODE E20WALFORD
CAPITAL WHICH WE NOW CALL BY THIS NAME EXCEPT WHEN ORDERING DUCKBEIJING
YOU COULD FIT ELEVEN EARTHS ACROSS ITS EQUATORJUPITER
ITS FORMER STUDENTS INCLUDE OBAMA, KENNEDY AND BOTH ROOSEVELTSHARVARD
COUNTRY, NOT A UNITED NATIONS MEMBER IN ITS OWN RIGHT, HOME TO NODDYTOYLAND
(4) It is well known that our planet has precisely seven seas. But the moon has many more. Five of them are included in the list below. The other five are lunar seas I've just made up. One point each time you can tell me: Moon or Loon?
SEA OF COLDMOON!
SEA OF INVISIBILITYLOON!
SEA OF TRANQUILITYMOON!
SEA OF NECTARMOON!
SEA OF NOTHINGLOON!
SEA OF TROUBLELOON!
SEA OF CLEVERNESSMOON!
SEA OF MYSTERYLOON!
SEA OF HONEYLOON!
SEA OF MOISTUREMOON!
(6) Finally, I'll give you the Olympic year and the initials; you give me the British swimming medallist.
2012, LONDON: R.A.REBECCA ADLINGTON
1988, SEOUL: A.M.ADRIAN MOORHOUSE
1980, MOSCOW: D.G. and S.D.DUNCAN GOODHEW AND SHARRON DAVIES