eight maids a-milking!
(40 points total)

(1) Let's start with some people who have eight-letter names; four in the first name and four in the surname each time.

ENTREPRENEUR WHO LIKES TRYING TO GO TO OUTER SPACE
ELON MUSK
STRICTLY HOST WITH 12 FEWER LETTERS IN HER NAME THAN CLAUDIA WINKELMAN
TESS DALY
POLITICAL PHILOSOPHER BURIED IN HIGHGATE CEMETERY
KARL MARX
M*A*S*H STAR WHOSE STAGE SURNAME IS AN ABBREVIATION OF ALPHONSO D'ABRUZZO
ALAN ALDA
SHE LOVED ROCK 'N' ROLL IN 1982
JOAN JETT
ONLY MEMBER OF TAKE THAT ELIGIBLE TO APPEAR IN THIS QUESTION
MARK OWEN
POP DIVA WHOSE NAME MEANT THAT SHE ALSO FEATURED IN OUR '9' QUIZ
LADY GAGA
MONTY PYTHON MEMBER WHO WROTE THE ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE THEME
ERIC IDLE
HEARTTHROB ACTOR WHOSE BREAKTHROUGH WAS THELMA AND LOUISE
BRAD PITT
1995 OPEN GOLF CHAMPION QUITE RIGHTLY NICKNAMED 'WILD THING'
JOHN DALY

(2) Next, some milk. These words come from recipes on the BBC website which use milk, condensed or otherwise. What are the recipes for?

SLICE THE BANANAS AND LAYER THEM OVER THE SET CARAMEL
BANOFFEE PIE
REPEAT THE LAYERS OF BREAD AND SULTANAS, SPRINKLING WITH CINNAMON
BREAD AND BUTTER PUDDING
WHISK THE RESTED BATTER AND POUR IT OVER THE BROWNED SAUSAGES
TOAD IN THE HOLE

(3) Time for my regular ramble. My itinerary was decided very simply: I will only visit towns, rivers, mountains and so on with eight-letter names.

HIGHEST MOUNTAIN IN THE BRITISH ISLES
BEN NEVIS
CITY THAT JOSEPH AND MARY TOOK JESUS TO AFTER HIS BIRTH
NAZARETH
CAPITAL OF THE 50TH STATE TO JOIN THE USA
HONOLULU
ISLAND THAT GAVE US SIR GARFIELD SOBERS AND RIHANNA
BARBADOS
MOST WESTERLY MAJOR TOWN OF CORNWALL
PENZANCE
NOT CONSTANTINOPLE
ISTANBUL
WELSH ISLAND WHERE YOU CAN VISIT LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWLLLLANTYSILIOGOGOGOCH
ANGLESEY
TWO EUROPEAN COUNTRIES WHOSE NAMES DIFFER BY ONLY TWO LETTERS (TWO POINTS)
SLOVAKIA AND SLOVENIA

(4) Now, some movie franchises which did what Police Academy has been trying to do since 1994: reach eight movies. I'll take out the key bits from titles, you give me the name of the series for a point each time.

____ II; ____ BALBOA
ROCKY
____: THE FINAL CHAPTER; JIG____
SAW
____: A VERY MINTY CHRISTMAS; ____: THE RUNAWAY RAINBOW
MY LITTLE PONY
____ AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE; ____ AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS
HARRY POTTER

(5) Who is the go-to English quiz monarch? Henry VIII, of course. Which leads us to this. A selection of monarchs with regnal number VIII. Five really existed, five did not. So, a point each time you can tell me: Ruler or Fooler?

CHARLES VIII a.k.a. CHARLES THE AFFABLE OF FRANCE
RULER!
FERDINAND VIII a.k.a. FERDINAND THE BASHFUL OF SPAIN
FOOLER!
ERNEST VIII a.k.a. ERNEST THE RICH OF THE NETHERLANDS
FOOLER!
NEFERKARE VIII a.k.a. NEFERKARE THE BEAUTIFUL OF EGYPT
RULER!
ABGAR VIII a.k.a. ABGAR THE GREAT OF OSROENE
RULER!
ALBERT VIII a.k.a. ALBERT THE FORGETFUL OF BELGIUM
FOOLER!
ALFONSO VIII a.k.a. ALFONSO THE NOBLE OF CASTILE
RULER!
ALEXANDER VIII a.k.a. ALEXANDER THE FELON OF RUSSIA
FOOLER!
CLAUDE VIII a.k.a. CLAUDE THE INSATIABLE OF FLANDERS
FOOLER!
CONSTANTINE VIII a.k.a. CONSTANTINE THE PURPLE OF THE BYZANTINE EMPIRE
RULER!

(6) Finally, the remaining part of our theme.

WHICH NICKNAME FOR JOAN OF ARC PROVIDED THE TITLE FOR AN OPERA BY TCHAIKOVSKY AND A SONG BY ORCHESTRAL MANOEUVRES IN THE DARK?
MAID OF ORLEANS
IN WHICH ROMCOM DOES A HOTEL EMPLOYEE PLAYED BY JENNIFER LOPEZ FALL IN LOVE WITH A SENATORIAL CANDIDATE PLAYED BY RALPH FIENNES?
MAID IN MANHATTAN
WHICH COMPANY PIONEERED THE DISTRIBUTION OF FROZEN ORANGE JUICE CONCENTRATE?
MINUTE MAID
WHICH CHARACTER FROM FOLKLORE HAS BEEN PLAYED BY UMA THURMAN, AUDREY HEPBURN AND CATE BLANCHETT?
MAID MARIAN