ten lords a-leaping!
(40 points total)

(1) Ten people, all of whom have ten-letter names. Name those names. For a long time Nick Knowles was on this list, until I double-checked and realised his name had 11 letters. His clue was 'OMG, HE'LL FIX YOUR DIY SOS ASAP'.

THE VICAR OF DIBLEY
DAWN FRENCH
GODFATHER FAMOUS FOR GETTING ON UP AND GETTING DOWN
JAMES BROWN
SHE HAS CAUSED MASS BUYING OF OMELETTE PANS, SKEWERS AND EGGS
DELIA SMITH(!!!!)
HE'S BRITISH AND HE'S AMERICAN AND HE'S A BREAKFAST DJ AND A HOLLYWOOD ACTOR
CHRIS EVANS
NATIVE AMERICAN WARRIOR WHOSE NAME SUGGESTS HE HAD AN EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE EQUINE TO RIDE ON
CRAZY HORSE
THE FIRST MAN TO WIN SUCCESSIVE OLYMPIC TENNIS GOLD MEDALS
ANDY MURRAY
INVENTOR OF THE EVERLASTING GOBSTOPPER
WILLY WONKA
PHOEBE
LISA KUDROW
HE DIRECTED 'ISLES OF WONDER', LONDON 2012 OLYMPIC GAMES'S OPENING CEREMONY
DANNY BOYLE
SPORTS PERSONALITY OF THE YEAR IN 1966
BOBBY MOORE (NOT GEOFF HURST!)

(2) I'm going to describe four songs, each with a title that contains the letters 'T', 'E' and 'N' in that order at some point. What are we listening to?

SLOW ELVIS BALLAD. ALSO DESCRIBES HOW I LIKE MY STEAK.
LOVE ME TENDER
PLATTERS SONG WHICH GAVE CHRISSIE HYNDE AN IDEA FOR A BAND NAME, SUCCESSFULLY COVERED BY A SOLO FREDDIE MERCURY
THE GREAT PRETENDER
PET SHOP BOYS DEBUT SINGLE, SUCCESSFULLY REVIVED BY EAST 17
WEST END GIRLS
GENE PITNEY MELODRAMATIC BALLAD, SUCCESSFULLY RE-RECORDED AS A DUET WITH MARC ALMOND
SOMETHING'S GOTTEN HOLD OF MY HEART

(3) The most famous '10' address in the world is in Whitehall, London. Tell me whether the following names are genuine British prime ministers, or people I've just made up. That's right, it's time to play... Downing Street or Frowning Street.

HENRY TRENT-OTTER, 4TH EARL OF MARCH
FROWNING STREET!
CHARLES WATSON-WENTWORTH, 2ND MARQUESS OF ROCKINGHAM
DOWNING STREET!
SPENCER COMPTON, 1ST EARL OF WILMINGTON
DOWNING STREET!
NATHANIEL SANDWICH, 3RD EARL OF PEMBROKE
FROWNING STREET!
ARCHIBALD PRIMROSE, 5TH EARL OF ROSEBERY
DOWNING STREET!
ARTHUR BADMAN, 3RD DUKE OF ALBEMARLE
FROWNING STREET!
ALOYSIUS CRIBBAGE, 4TH DUKE OF ROTHESAY
FROWNING STREET!
AUGUSTUS FITZROY, 3RD DUKE OF GRAFTON
DOWNING STREET!
THOMAS PELHAM-HOLLES, 1ST DUKE OF NEWCASTLE
DOWNING STREET!
BARNARD ALBANY-FLYTE, 1ST MARQUESS OF ABERDEEN AND TEMAIR
FROWNING STREET!

(4) Next, my regular ramble. I will of course only be visiting towns, cities, countries and so on with ten-letter names.

WHAT THE 'LA' IN LA LA LAND STANDS FOR
LOS ANGELES
ITS 'SINGLE' CHEESE CAN ONLY BE MADE HERE, BUT ANYONE CAN MAKE ITS 'DOUBLE' VARIETY
GLOUCESTER
THINKING OF DAIRY, ANSWER TO THE JOKE: HOW DO YOU MILK A WELSH HEDGEHOG?
CAERPHILLY
ITS SHERIFF HAS BEEN PLAYED BY PETER SELLERS, KEITH ALLEN, MATTHEW MACFADYEN AND ALAN RICKMAN
NOTTINGHAM
HIMALAYAN CITY WHERE A LOT OF PEOPLE WORK IN THE TEA INDUSTRY
DARJEELING
HAMPSHIRE CATHEDRAL CITY THAT GAVE ITS NAME TO THE SHAUN OF THE DEAD PUB AND THE MINDER DRINKING DEN
WINCHESTER
I'M AFRAID YOU'LL BE COUNTING ON YOUR FINGERS AND TRYING TO SPELL, AS MY LAST FOUR DESTINATIONS ARE ALL COUNTRIES WITH NAMES ENDING '-STAN'
KAZAKHSTAN, KYRGYZSTAN, TAJIKISTAN, UZBEKISTAN

(5) Remember it's T Lords a Leaping...

HE APPOINTED SEVEN DIFFERENT SPURS MANAGERS, AND FIRED A FEW OF THEM TOO
LORD SUGAR
HIS NOSE IS, APPARENTLY, 'AS FLAT AS A SNAKE'S WITH SLITS FOR NOSTRILS'
LORD VOLDEMORT
THE MCC IS BASED AT LORDS CRICKET GROUND. WHAT DOES MCC STAND FOR?
MARYLEBONE CRICKET CLUB
HE RAN JURASSIC PARK. THE FOOL
LORD RICHARD ATTENBOROUGH
GEORGE HARRISON SONG; THE FIRST NUMBER ONE SINGLE BY AN EX-BEATLE
MY SWEET LORD
MADONNA'S ELDEST CHILD
LOURDES